Give me the coffee. (This is not a request.)

The Give Me the Coffee tee is a warning label disguised as a wardrobe essential.
It’s for women who wake up kind… eventually. For mornings where words are dangerous, eye contact is optional, and caffeine is non-negotiable.

This tee does the talking before you’re legally fit to do so. Soft, flattering and effortlessly wearable — but make no mistake — it sets boundaries before breakfast. 

Size guide

SHIPPING: 6 - 9 business days on average

Why you’ll love it

• Because coffee is cheaper than bail money

• It communicates your mood with zero emotional labour

• Saves time explaining yourself before 9am

• Equal parts comfort, confidence and controlled chaos

• Looks cute while subtly threatening everyone around you

Wear it to work. Wear it on school runs. Wear it to brunch and let them know exactly how close they are to testing you.

Features

• 100% combed cotton — soft enough to soothe pre-coffee rage

• Marle colours: 85% cotton / 15% viscose

• Lightweight, breathable fabric (150 g/m²)

• Regular fit with a flattering feminine cut

• Pre-shrunk so it won’t betray you later

• Double-needle stitching for durability (because you’re not delicate)

• Side-seamed construction for a polished, put-together look

• Self-fabric neck tape for all-day comfort

Care instructions

• Cold wash inside out

• Gentle cycle only (you’ve been through enough)

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry low or air dry

• Iron inside out if you’re feeling productive — optional